conqueered:

me when my closet case fuck boys get annoyed when i play britney spears

(Source: thatwassexual)

http://perks-of-being-chinese.com/post/98154552502/sniffing-perks-of-being-chinese

sniffing:

perks-of-being-chinese:

perks-of-being-chinese:

Have you guys watched Sam Peppers latest youtube video?

He goes around pinching girls asses and calls it a “prank”. Loads of people have said stuff about how he’s sexually harassing these women while others say…


(Source: ruinedchildhood)

  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

nagisahazukiswimclub:

straight boys a summary 

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)


the-anal-rapist:

Me at the waterslide.

(Source: cocaineteas)

florizer:

florizer:

what is older, the moon or the sun?

the moon, because it goes out at night

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