If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.
Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
when the blunt was stronger than you thought it was
if you have a hot boyfriend you better kiss him
kiss him for me
kiss him for all the thirsty people who can’t kiss him